psychoanalysis for the planets (when not in alignment)

In a rare moment of continuity ….. I arrive here now to follow up on the real meaning of intergalactic quizzeries, see last post. I am capable of continuity, in fact could become quite obsessive about it in a quest for always having to achieve closure….. (I just wondered if sometimes, “closure” is really a pc and hip way of saying…. I will have the last word.!???)

But anyway: more often when I visit kooky it will be in random and curious mood and not necessarily with need to follow a theme or join the dots at all. But feel like hanging out with the planets a bit more so here some creative games for the brain to play with – or bounce itself of. (very bad grammar, good for me, ha ha!)
Am already doing great job over last year of phasing out capital letters. Next I want to seriously shake up the traditional combination of q paired with u… and the use of the letter x. (I blame the greeks for that one and the romans for the former. No hard feelings to them….. but I do. And talking of greeks and romans… back to the planets, after whooommm they are named.

So I could be obvious and say that if you identify with pluto for example, you must be feeling very cold and distant…. And dwarfed by the other planets around you. Or if you are Jupiter, you have a huge red spot, which is actually a tropical storm, and may wonder (if you are a Hep C tx patient) whether this is actually a representation of that terrible phenomena … riba rage? However, mars of course is permanently red with rage and is accompanied by two moon Phobos and Deimos. In Greek they mean: fear and dread: and loathing and terros. Obviously a reference to treatment and you will return to normal levels of human neuroticism once the orbit is complete, I promise you that.

But like mars and many other planets, there will be times when you seem to be travelling backwards. This is called retrograde. It is very annoying and just one of those weird physics things…

If you are venus , you are not a hep c patient, you in fact are highly sexed, having the hottest body in the solar system and ready for it both Morning and Evening. You are also the brightest of stars and so have great appeal for all the lonely hearts hunters out there. Sadly however, should they get too close to you, they will perish, as your environment and atmosphere is highly toxic to the human species. Mind you that’s true of the other planets, too – but you are pretty heavy duty on this one. Maybe chill out a bit?

Mercury the one for you ?(my own favourite) you really need to slow down. Every 60 days you cram in a year of living. What’s the rush?? Also you spin so spin so slowly that it takes you longer to rotate on your own axis than it does to complete this hurried yearly cycle, this is a metaphor for the reality that actually you’re confused. You want to get somewhere….. but what about being in the now? Clearly you are struggling with entrophy, atrophy and the urge to do and be active… and I can only sympathise.

If Uranus was your choice ….. like venus, you are unusual in that you rotate from east to west . venus of course does it as a form of attention seeking… not that I have any objection to that, she plays a damn good game… in your case, you do it just because you want to make a statement. Fair play to you also . many may wonder re your 27 moons, why you have accepted the arbitrary assignment to the five major ones, of the names of characters from shakespeare’s midsummer night’s dream.. ? in astrology, you have a reputation for being eccentric. I urge you to rebel against this literary convention and choose new names for the moons, I suggest the following. 1) OMG!! A sort of ironic protest against the overuse of that particular phrase these days, to the detriment of any sensible conversation 2) noom. (go figure) 3) sat nav. 4) customs and exile 5) already covered by number 4.
Or how about naming them all after celebrities or reality tv as a tribute to popular “culture”??? what about 1) Posh 2) Becks 3) Cheryl 4) 50 Cents 5) will-I-aren’t
Reality tv fans could choose 1) Oprah (really great name for a moon I think? 2) Springer 3) Big Brother (for one of the larger ones ) 4) Ant and Dec 5) already covered by number four.

Saturn fans, here is your profile: you are a big presence in the galaxy and certainly have great sense of style…. Love those rings!! You do however have a reputation for being overly serious and you are also blocking my view. could you please move over a bit? Also size isn’t everything… you have even called your major moon Titan which is a little obvious and also just boasting. You’re just too big.. see a shrink

Neptune. Are you feeling blue? Never mind, it does suit you… people find you interestingly mysterious. Pluto may be harbouring feelings of resentment towards you. It’s the size thing again, but also we have a lot of statues of you here on earth, with a marine / ocean theme. Whereas pluto always get made out to be some kind of demonic figure. Try to keep an eye on pluto, it needs a friend. Be kind.

Well, I hope this has been helpful to everyone, I did start those profiles by saying that I could say all this. And I did! So now you have more wisdom and I hope you use it well….. with warm regards from a quantum quandary quality controller.. soon to be re-titled as a kwontum cuandary kwality controller - in preparation for my plans to alter the accepted appearances and function of the letter Q.

After the year 2012….. q will still have a major role to play in written word. It will instead be featured in a code form to represent a series of famililar everyday phrases, as form of shorthand. There will be nine of them. Not lettered but accompanied by symbols. As follows.

1) q! 2) q% 3) q@ 4) q>~ 5) q)^(
6) q#+ 7) q ¬ / 8) q { *{ 9) q @~?
(you won't have to type them , they will each have own key along new top row of your keyboard, along with planetary symbols, as aliens who will then be living among us will find this useful.)

..... it should be noted that some astro-alphabetters postulate the existence of a tenth Q which appears to be encoded like this.... ::Qq: .However there is insufficient data to justify classifying it as a true Q Code.


Please submit suggestions for what phrases these codes should represent. you are also still welcome to submit answers to previous quiz qeustions. . Thanks.
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