universal self assembly kit?

A QUIZZICAL QUESTION- WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON???
My dear human and alien friends and those of all species, sub, super, mixed and infra-red or otherwise. And my beloved enemies too, from who (or whooommm) I learn so much. * I had not posted news of my recent great achievement, yes EOT of course (to those who understand this mysterious code) but alongside that despicable dementia: I rather brilliantly completed my Inter-Planetary Warp The Universe Higher and Bigger Diploma.

This Diploma can of course, like the universe we possibly live in, expand and contract. Today it is in a shrivelled state of shock having not had enough fresh air or adequate vitamins or general attention from people. So please Big It Up and it should soon be in expansive phase once again. After that it will have to learn to adjust to it’s own phases of changing size, rather as aLice did… but if you could help it just this once, that would be great (though small rather big than not always better as aunty used to say...)

If you have no idea what I am talking about, please feel free to either invent your own meaning or just bugger off with no bad feeling and do whatever other human or otherwise activities appeal…
As a result of my earnest and dedicated studies in this specialised and species-alised meadow of academia and acaphoria: I am able to self-assemble a useful Personality Quiz better than anything you could get in Ikea. It will tell you exactly what is your place in the scheme of things, and how to disrupt that in interesting ways designed to shock even bro-dingers cat.

I just wanted to tell you about it, anticipation being half the fun and the befuddlement of the actual experience of entering the quiz being the other two thirds. So will hurl quiz at blog soon – from safe distance as it has a bit of a volatile reaction and tends to land rather like a meteorite, and besides I am busy doing some rocket science. Which as you know, after all is not rocket science.
(and of course I can’t post quiz right now as must wait for correct alignment of planets and the m a m’s and choco buttons I am arranging in straight and curvey lines. But thought you would like a chance to mentally prepare yourself by scrambling up your own brains before I or anyone else dooos it for you.)
Yours earnestly. Earthling clueless. eva