What an earth is this???!!! !
The Earthling Quiz for Unearthly Discoveries about your alternative Selves……
Question one. What is the answer to the question previous to this one? Is it
A) I raised serious concerns and reservations at the moment of my conception…… but no-one listened to me. They just kept banging away
B) I think I’ll have a starter, skip the main course, and then have several desserts
C) The pineal gland in the human skull is located at the base of the brain. In my case it is located within a black hole and I am a shaman wearing a pink robe
D) Even Einstein didn’t know his own telephone number and Picasso had 23 names. The number 23 is important if you like that kind of thing. I live at number 23 and my dog is called Einstein.
Question Two and a half. Would you rather have: more space? Or more time?
A) More shoes
B) More tea
C) More moons in the sky
D) More escape exits installed
Question 3. Which planet do you most identify with?
A) Neptune
B) Jupiter
C) Venus
D) Mars
Question 4. What astral phenomenon best describes your life?
A) Spaced out
B) Sofa Space
C)
D) Space junk
Question 5. Favourite sci fi type thingy?
A) Wandering around the new mexico desert looking at the pretty lights of space ships, and making crop circles to call your ancestors back home
B) I AM the matrix
C) Proper scientific research. Just the sci not the fi. I am already sufficiently fictional and wish to find some grasp on “reality”
D) My ambition is to go to other planets and make mysterious appearances, get the humanoid life forms debating whether or not I exist. Set up some spoof alien evidence. Abduct some of their celebrities. Write graffiti on their road ways and make some Nazca lines showing them the layout of the north circular.
ANSWERS; I don’t know what the answers are. If you do, please leave some simple notes. Thanks and mind that bloody great big block of concrete floating around in space and don’t let the monkeys play with sticks. You know what it could lead to …
From an astronomer with attitude.
2 comments:
excuse me is this the spinning class??
a monkey with a stick told me to go left left, right, straight, left, backwards, up, right, down, left, left, down and right but i only got back to the entrance, do you think that floating concrete block would be more helpful? i just want to learn how to spin without getting sick from world spinning too fast around me... please mail me directions in a diet coke bottle and throw it into milky way
thanks
Rub Erwoll
spinning and weaving are sacred arts of wild women and witchery whipserers. I am happy you continue this tradition with the warp and the weft. especially the warp. for spinning advice please go to olympus and consult with arachne and athena. also i believe penelope wife of ulysses gives classes. or you may travel back in time to partake in apprenticeship with the women who made the bayeus tapestry or perhaps those who created the famous unicorn tapestries..... but please do not weave a fence around the unicorn, I am sure you would not, but it really pisses them off.... also I heard a theory that says if you put 100 monkies on an island and gave them sticks, they would turn the sticks into shuttles, for their weaving looms, and eventually weave a web. they might call it the world wide web. which would be a great bit of alliteration even if the actually fabric they produced was a botch job. xx eva
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